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Bowl Season or Animal Mad House

With bowl season starting at the end of this week its time to make picks. Who will win their bowl game and bring home a trophy. Just like march madness everyone has different ways of picking which team will win. From which team has better colors to which mascot would win a fight. So thats whats going to happen. Mascot vs. Mascot.

AFR Celebration Bowl-Grambling State vs. North Carolina A&T

The forever war between which kind of animal is better Cats vs. Dogs is what we have in this game. Tigers vs Bulldogs and in this fight the Tigers are going to eat the bulldogs.

Grambling State Wins

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl- Troy vs North Texas

Trojans vs Eagles. If it was any other "human" based mascot I would say troy would win but this is America, Im from Texas, and Eagles are awesome.

North Texas Wins

AutoNation Cure Bowl- Western Kentucky University vs Georgia State

Honestly I have no idea what the hell a Hilltopper is. It just looks

like a giant red blob. So, a giant red blob vs a panther.... no contest.

Georgia State Wins

Las Vegas Bowl- Boise State vs Oregon

A Duck vs a Horse. Although ducks can fly and could be hard to catch once the horse gets a hold of that duck it wouldn't end well.

Boise State Wins

Gildan New Mexico Bowl- Marshall vs Colorado State

This one is going to be tricky. A bison vs a ram. Both animals are hard headed but I feel like the Bisons will come out on top due to the fact that they are just so much bigger then a ram.

Marshall Wins

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl- Middle Tennessee State vs Arkansas State

Winged Horse vs Red wolf. If this was just horse agains wolf the wolf would win every time. But this horse can fly. That changes things.

Middle Tennessee State Wins

Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl- Akron vs Florida Atlantic

A Kangaroo against an Owl. Kangaroos are crazy, the fact that people actually go and box them what would happen if an owl tried to mess with one. 1-2 punch.

Akron wins

DXL Frisco Bowl- SMU vs Louisiana Tech

Horses seem to be a common mascot. A mustang will walk all over a dog if it gets in its way. I have seen it. It doesn't end well for the dogs.

SMU Wins

Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl- Temple vs FIU

Panthers being able to climb into trees is not a good thing for the Owls. During the day or at night. Those cats need a good snack.

FIU Wins

Bahamas Bowl-University Alabama at Birmingham vs Ohio

Do I really even have to talk about this one? Its a Dragon against a Bobcat. Anything is going to lose against a dragon unless you are trying to save a princess or you happen to be a donkey but this is neither one of those cases.

UAB Wins

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl- Central Michigan vs. Wyoming

Here is a match up that will get interesting. Cowboys vs Indians. But as the history books have taught us sadly the cowboys take over indian's and then we get casinos and pay them back. Will we ever learn?

Wyoming Wins

Birmingham Bowl- Texas Tech vs USF

With another wild west match up we have Red Raiders vs Bulls. Although Cowboys are suppose to Ride and heard bulls the last laugh is the bulls. The fact that we only have to ride them for 8 seconds while their balls are being squished and even then people cant always stay on for that long the bulls are going to take this one.

USF Wins

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl-San Diego State vs Army

Again more history, and you know what it will repeat itself. The last time the Aztecs when against and army it didn't end well. Again it is a black knight not an actually army but still sticks and stones aren't going to be a match for suits of armor.

Army Wins

Dollar General Bowl- Appalachian State vs Toledo

We have Mountain man vs Space man. Past vs Future. Even though mountain man are tough and can get things done that wont be enough for the space guys futuristic technologies.

Toledo Wins

Hawai'i Bowl- Fresno State vs Houston

Cats vs dog yet again in a bowl. A Cougar against a Bulldog, and just like before the Cougar is going to have a nice little breakfast.

Houston Wins

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl- Utah vs West Virginia

Anyone want to go hunting? Is hunting season still open? Whatever the case this is what is going to happen here. A Mountaineer against a Red Hawk.

West Virginia Wins

Quick Lane Bowl- Duke vs NIU

A Demon against a husky. Sounds like a sacrifice to me.

Duke Wins

Cactus Bowl- Kansas State vs UCLA

Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My! Even though K-State is technically a Wildcat i'm sticking to that first line. A Bear is just bigger and right now they would be waking the bear up from sleeping and you know the phrase "Dont poke the Bear"?

UCLA Wins

Walk On's Independence Bowl- Southern Miss vs Florida State

Hunting season part two. Golden Eagles dont stand any chance against a hungry indian sorry.

Florida State Wins.

New Era Pinstripe Bowl- Iowa vs Boston College

Honestly have no idea . This is Bird on Bird crime and I don't support that. But if I have to pick I'm going to look at the colors.

Iowa Wins

Foster Farms Bowl- Arizona vs. Purdue

Man vs Wild. Man vs Beast. A Boilermaker vs a Wildcat. At first I wasn't sure what a boiler maker was but after looking it up they seem pretty intense.

Purdue Wins

Academy Sports + Outdoors Texas Bowl- Texas vs Missouri

Being form Texas you know one thing- you dont mess with long horns. Giant cows with giant Horns. That just doesn't seem like a good thing to try and mess with. Even though a Tiger is what it is going against i don't think this will end in the tigers way.

Texas Wins

Military Bowl- Virginia vs Navy

This is another case of a good old hunting trip. Cavaliers vs Goats.

Virginia Wins

Camping World Bowl- #22 Virginia Tech vs #19 Oklahoma State

A Turkey and a Cowboy. Thanksgiving maybe over but that doesn't mean people aren't still hungry.

Oklahoma State Wins

SDCCU Holiday Bowl - #18 Washington State vs #16 Michigan State

Hunting seems to be the theme this year. Spartan vs Cougar.

Michigan State Wins

Valero Alamo Bowl- #13 Stanford vs #15 TCU

Really guys can we get anymore boring. A Tree and a Frog. The winner has to be the Frog. I mean unless the tree were to fall on the frog how else would it win.

TCU wins.

Belk Bowl- Wake Forest vs Texas A&M

A Demon Deacon? A Deacon is a kind of pastor. So a pastor to a demon? Thats kinda scary. Sorry, Aggies the army isn't going to help you with this one.

Wake Forest Wins

Hyundai Sun Bowl- #24 NC State vs Arizona State

Sorry Wolf Pack but you are just another sacrifice to the Sun Devil.

Arizona State Wins

Franklin Armer. Mort. Music City Bowl- Kentucky vs #21 North Western

Two different Wildcats going at it. One is Purple and one is Blue. This will have to be a coin flip.

North Western Wins

NOVA Home Loans Arizona Bowl- Utah State vs New Mexico State

Just like earlier a Aggie/Cowboy against a bull. Do I need to repeat that one?

Utah Stae Wins

Goodyear Cotton Bowl- #5 Ohio State vs #8 USC

A trojan going up against a buck-eye aka a Bean...really?

USC Wins

TaxSlayer Bowl- Louisville vs #23 Mississippi State

Any of you guys have dogs? Have they ever walked in from being outside carrying in their mouth a dead bird?

Mississippi State Wins

Auto Zone Liberty Bowl- Iowa State vs #20 Memphis

Has any kind of animal ever survived a Cyclone? I know cows have been thrown and i think one time in Kansas a little dog made it but other then that nothing comes to mind. Sorry Tigers.

Iowa State Wins

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl- #11 Washington vs #9 Penn State

Cats vs Dogs round 2 and the Lions are going to pounce on the Huskies.

Penn State Wins

Capital One Orange Bowl- #6 Wisconsin vs #10 Miami

Ok look here if Harvey and Irma taught us anything it was to get the hell out of town when a Hurricane is coming through.

Miami Wins

Outback Bowl- Michigan vs South Carolina

Wolverine vs Game Cock. Sounds like a nice tasty snack to me.

Michigan Wins

Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl- #12 UCF vs #7 Auburn

As much as i would like the see the Tigers take it, there is just now way that they can beat a Golden Knight.

UCF Wins

Citrus Bowl- #14 Notre Dame vs #17 LSU

The luck of the Irish might not be enough to get by the Tigers. These tigers are hungry so there is no telling.

LSU Wins

Rose Bowl- #3 Georgia vs #2 Oklahoma

I feel like this one has come up before a horse and dog but who knows. Anyways the horses will walk all over the dogs.

Oklahoma Wins

AllState Sugar Bowl- #4 Alabama vs #1 Clemson

This one can be tricky a elephant is a giant animal that is hard to bring down but a tiger could do it if there was multiple.

Alabamba win

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